Martha Stewart's Drone War

Martha Stewart -- media colossus, etiquette dogmatist and erstwhile market-timing prodigy -- has a drone now. And she'd like you to know all the totally non-felonious things normal people can do with these cool new gadgets.

First, she took her drone to the beach, where she had a lot of fun "silently and surreptitiously photographing us and the landscape around us." The landscape of the beach has a lot of interesting things to secretly photograph. Like sand, water and tons of partially nude people who want to be left alone. These photos were "stunning," she says. Hahaha.